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australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

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Wednesday with 1,090 notes / reblog


i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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Monday with 367,784 notes / reblog
Monday with 97,432 notes / reblog
Friday with 37,200 notes / reblog
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Thursday with 7,878 notes / reblog

I mean seriously, they’re perfect.
Thursday with 368 notes / reblog
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Thursday with 204,131 notes / reblog
Thursday with 3,623 notes / reblog





the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via baracknobama)


do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”

but then you just keep eating it

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