WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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mossgoth:

good news, everyone: dogs

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writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

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dutchster:

so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just

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